So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
go fuck yourself
I’ll have to for the next week…
…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
Sack tuck for a buck.
Lass for Cash.
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
I was not red-y for that this morning
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
