“Work like a champion” fuck you!
I read “be unemployed” on the last one 🤣🤣
So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
I was not red-y for that this morning
We’ve all been there. Do you need me to go grab something for you?
YES THIS 🤣🤣
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
but one has a capsaicin-saturated core.
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
go fuck yourself
I’ll have to for the next week…
…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
Nearly anyone can fuck themself
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
I just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.
Sack tuck for a buck.
Lass for Cash.
Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
