[orange, proud]
I’m willing to pay more for products MADE IN THE USA because I’m a based patriot who wants to SUPPORT REAL AMERICANS
[green, accusatory]
OK then how about supporting american workers by paying them a living wage?
[orange, dismissively shaking their hands while having a look of absolute disgust on their face]
NO
[the comic is squished into a funneling triangle shape for some reason]


THE OG OF THE WORLD … YA’LL ARE INTRUDERS
Is this LUCA?
All humans should be deported from planet earth as illegal invasive species, and restore this glorious planet to unicellular organisms.
Yeast?
Too advanced, they came later, it’s just an unforgotten Amoeba.
La di da, with your cellular walls and your organelles. Piss off, ya foreign gobshite!