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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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    7 hours ago

    Gasoline is a central nervous system destroyer. Never siphon gas this way.

    Also, nice tits.

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If it’s going to be a skill issue just use this

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        She looks like she has the skills.

        • Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world
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          Fuck I wish my hose had gas at the end of it that I can offer up.

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      I unfortunately tried this as a teen. Didn’t work, and you would have to breathe in the entire tube of vapor before you can expect to get any liquid out. Was instantly nauseous and had a headache for a few days. Everytime I see an actor do this I get pretty triggered. What a strange trope.

      • lemmylommy@lemmy.world
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        Just drink some water and dilute it man, you’ll be fine in six to eight days.

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        Uhh… you aren’t supposed to inhale it.
        You suck the air into your mouth, then evacuate that out your nose.
        Repeat, until fuel in mouth.

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I’ve found that a lot of people literally don’t know how to do this. There’s a significant percentage of people out there drinking from straws with their goddamn lungs

          • Zron@lemmy.world
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            Man, we’ve been doomed for a long time, haven’t we.

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        Watched my dad do it once. Sucked until he hit gas and spit it out, wild shit.

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      Agreed. Nice tits.

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      I’ve been wondering if putting most of the tube in the tank and then covering up the hole with your thumb would be adequate in pulling up liquid to begin the siphon process.

    • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      Agreed. It’s much safer and less conspicuous to produce negative pressure in your rectum

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