I’ve heard it’s possible to get teleported here against your will.
With special teleportation potions.
…something about a golf ball through a garden hose
RVs have a sewage tank too.
It’s better when you just huff it
Do it in an upper class neighborhood at least.
Older cars are the only ones susceptible to this, and those aren’t generally driven by the types of people who can easily afford more gas.
You mean not in an upper class neighborhood then?
Do newer cars have some mechanism to prevent this? It’s pretty basic physics, but I suppose you could put some obstacles in there to prevent a tube from reaching the liquid.
I believe most cars produced these days have a screen or valve that prevents siphoning. They allow liquid in, but prevent a hose from reaching the tank.
I just mean the old cars in an upper class neighborhood are less likely to be driven by poor people while still being vulnerable to this siphoning because yes, sadly newer cars have meshes or locking mechanisms to deter gas siphoning.
But I mean if there’s bigotry stickers on the car by all means go whole ham no matter where it’s parked. Hell stick a lentil in the tire valve caps while you’re at it.
Why the fuck would you drink another persons gasoline
Never leave your gasoline unattended! Someone might spike it!
mine went sour
I think you mean it’s been aged.
Have you seen gas prices? Why go out and pay those prices when people just deliver it to me in their cars for free?
It’s a siphon, sucking the liquid through the tube will get it started.
That makes it so much worse. Apparently you can’t be bothered to drink like a normal person.
BEEJEREEEEEEWWEEWWWWWWWAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhoiooooooooo
Most modern vehicles have fuel inlets that are specifically designed to prevent siphoning. If you want to steal gas, you’ll need to drill a hole in the (often plastic) gas tank underneath the car.
More knowledge is more power.
Lockable caps became standard in cars during the oil crisis in the seventies because of this.
Not that I’m looking for advice on stealing gasoline from people, but doesn’t like every car made for the last 20 years have a mesh or something that blocks you from snaking a rubber hose into the tank?
Unfortunately the gas lock in my car stopped working a while ago. So in my case someone tried to do something there and took the gas cap with them for some reason.
Not that I’m looking for advice on stealing gasoline from people
Whew, for a moment there I was getting a little suspicious… 🤔 (/s)
This whole thread is suspicious.
A lot of the doors are also locked as well. Cant open unless the key is inside the car or pop it manually with a button.
Yeah, a lot of the time the fuel door either locks with the regular doors or they require pulling a lever in the cabin. That being said, people forget to lock their doors sometimes, and I can’t imagine the latch is that strong.
Can confirm, I successfully broke the latch in family car by smashing the fuel door too hard.
Yeah there’s a lot of things in place to prevent this, however most gas tanks are plastic now and one could easily punch a hole and drain it that way.
It’s seems like anyone doing this kind of thing wouldn’t have the discipline or forethought to transfer the gasoline from a large shallow pan you would have to fit under the car, to an actual canister you could transport effectively. Resulting in a lot of waste and damage for very little profit.
What you do is have a tube with an end that fits the hole you melt, connected via a little pump to your jerrycan. Bob’s your uncle.
At least, if I was doing it, like a prick who did not care about damaging someone’s car, that would be how.
Just target old lorries bro
Lots of old lorries parked in movie theater parking lots where you live?
How else would their drivers go see movies?
I dontthink they do, and you should try it
Screwdriver or equivalent?
Someone where I used to live was murdered while trying to steal propane.
Shits wild, yo.
They should’ve known better than to cross Hank.
Is this Hankatron?
That’s an awesome GIF, but it’s not showing up in either Lemmy.World or PieFed - I’ve noticed that tenor lately is problematic.
This version works though:
You mean I’m out here clipping catalytic converters when the easy money is in gasoline? Shoot!
Porque no los dos?
Gasoline is a central nervous system destroyer. Never siphon gas this way.
Also, nice tits.
If it’s going to be a skill issue just use this
She looks like she has the skills.
I’ve been wondering if putting most of the tube in the tank and then covering up the hole with your thumb would be adequate in pulling up liquid to begin the siphon process.
I unfortunately tried this as a teen. Didn’t work, and you would have to breathe in the entire tube of vapor before you can expect to get any liquid out. Was instantly nauseous and had a headache for a few days. Everytime I see an actor do this I get pretty triggered. What a strange trope.
Just drink some water and dilute it man, you’ll be fine in six to eight days.
Uhh… you aren’t supposed to inhale it.
You suck the air into your mouth, then evacuate that out your nose.
Repeat, until fuel in mouth.I’ve found that a lot of people literally don’t know how to do this. There’s a significant percentage of people out there drinking from straws with their goddamn lungs
Man, we’ve been doomed for a long time, haven’t we.
Watched my dad do it once. Sucked until he hit gas and spit it out, wild shit.
Agreed. Nice tits.
Agreed. It’s much safer and less conspicuous to produce negative pressure in your rectum
People exiting movie theater every 10 minutes
We used to have security guards patrolling the parking lot at the small theater that I worked at. I’m guessing that’s not happening anymore though because profits.
