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    Half the seats at the bar are filled with mannequins, but that makes the bar feel crowded, like it’s still the happenin’ spot. That convinces a lot of brands, celebrities, politicians and journalists that they still need to keep making appearances at the bar.

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      And then one of the mannequins glides towards you and starts telling you about they just love th3 delicious taste of an ice cold Coca ColaTM and accept no substitutes.

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        Suddenly, in sync, a lot of the “people” in the bar say in unison “As a strong black woman, I think president Trump is right about…”