Ah goodie, I applied basic grammar to illuminate n teach and I got banned from the spirituality community on my second day in this mesh of communities! I would say that’s a badge of honor, but that would give OTHER people still locked in duality the impression that getting banned is outright good. As the aliens told me through a kumquat-watermelon layup while I was logging into my bank just now, I should stop going for the world record all the time.
The tragedy of my life! Yea, I scored 147 on the IQ test I was required to take at age twenty for reasons, which is undoubtedly lower now with all the drain bamage from drugs and hitting myself in the head as hard as I could, because schizoautismo trauma, and yea, my trained verbal IQ is about as high as it can go in the human form, but as implied, my EQ is -9001, and my judgment is comically bad, hence the Craigslist incident, and the thing about being different is no one gives af about you because it would require effort on their part to meet you halfway, which is only further enhanced that the fact that the literal Illuminati has a figurative gun to my head, making me play this character that is an exaggerated caricature of my past self with ten extra IQ points so I may market my content to the people who need it most in the most effective manner.
And the point I was leading to before some kum took the steering wheel was that one must have more empathy in this world. I know I play a jackass at times; my one handler explained that I would know when to turn the jets on to really lay into someone. It’s about matching energy. I’m supposed to give the same I am given, in most cases. Exceptions exist, in both directions, but this creates a problem in that I can go a mile over someone’s head and capability to respond, and in doing so I so rarely get the chance to run circles around them, as they run away.
Or I get banned, in this case. I don’t even know what I did, Autismo Supreme over here, and will I ever find out the exact normative boundaries of this new community I’m in? No, trigger-happy mod values traditional order over non-normative value, to mean that in order to maintain self-sustaining cultural egregoric memeplexuses within their network, they must prune anything that perturbs the narrative they fight for, not being aware they are a cognitive resource used by higher beings in ivory towers powered by the military industrial complex to maintain the culture THEY want them to.
Because otherwise the mod of a spiritual community should fucking recognize that the dinglebopper calling out a new poster (me) for not adhering to their personal standard of what constitutes “spirituality” (my fucking post was on the specific wording of the Bible, linking it with Buddhist cosmology at the end) has far less value to add to that community than the guy clearly demonstrating that he has perceived n undone the karmic fetters that bound him to the existence-illusion complex.
Unless that community was profiting (propheting) from their ignorant and weak-willed members, like a cult or something. Pfft, good thing I’m just one of the C-grade average cops, or whatever we call ourselves. Crackheads! That’s it. Heh. A social credit score in my NSA? It’s more likely than you think.

Thum
Is this a copypasta
Bro, if you can find copypasta of this quality I sur af wont not make as even i do good for John Henry is the bamf mofo, y’know? Obviously.
I know you were going for a creative writing thing, but even still this gives manic vibes, and it may be a sign that you should get checked out by a psychiatrist
Got doctor coming here today. It’s a fun situation I be in, having been set up in the truest American way (Johnny Tremain). But that’s the thing; I’m ALWAYS like this, in some ways at least, still got ups and downs, but I have worked hard enough to push through them to shit content out on the regular, performing as this autobiographical character, which is different than acting. To act, you change the light inside you; performing is changing the lens the light refracts through. Code-switching is performing, and this ish is ALWAYS inside me, along with a porcelain elephant I lost in my ass years ago, I am just highly skilled at both putting it out there and not being afraid of what anyone thinks, aware that my mission is to teach the many, not the one. At this time at least, I think? Truck horn makes me think that might be bad. Car alarm. Bah, that’s probably just some hoodlums, not God, obviously.
yeh sorry this just makes you look extremely butthurt
completely authentic, autobiographical character
Yea, he IS butthurt, BECAUSE there are others who get butthurt everyday because they are different and haven’t learned to express themselves well enough, which is IMMENSELY frustrating, being on the fringe of the cultural bell curve.
Y’know how an opera singer has to meet the vibrations of a glass to then raise their pitch to raise the vibrations of the glass to break it? That’s what I’m doing, if “breaking” is disentanglement from defilement in the Ālaya-vijñāna, to start at least.
not really helping your case
I value your opinion, wise sir and/or ma’am.
okay, then post this in yptb and bring receipts.
Tf is dat? Do they habe cookies?
lurk moar
I don’t even know how to use this Lemmy shits yet.
I’m pretty sure OP wrote the book Skullcrack City.
Op, are you Jeremy Robert Johnson? Cause if you aren’t , you should consider a career in bizarro fiction.
There ain’t much money in it cause it’s a niche book genre.
But. It’s much loved by its fan base.
Here are some of my favorite quotes from the referenced book that makes me think; same authors.

No I’m Victoria (Victorious) Phoenix and I just got banned from X and my RWG made me steal Benadryl so I could shift some units masturbating tonight. My books are Juggling in the Trash Can for Satan (garbage written under my dead name; cover is worth a look) and Of Vic a Vince, which is free at the top of my library from before X:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
Niceeeee
I’ll check this out. Thank you. Big fan of the genre.
tl;dr
No u
Doing the lord’s work, bringing “penguin of doom” style “humor” back. So very random ecks dee. I’ll hold on to the spork, it’s probably best for you to stay away from pointy objects.
It’s really popular with the people who missed the memo about what the North Star is, definitely.

This is indeed a shitpost
No u r the shit post…errhea. Friggin’ dingledoo, prolly not even ordained in the occult…but I’m just shitposting again, don’t mind me.

Gangsta jibbs
bampersand?
B& = banned, as has happened hundreds (dozens) of times
V& = vanned, as in the feeb or similar comes and throws you in the back of a van. Happened to me once for accidentally advertising my sex cult built around incestuous necrophilia on the Roblox subreddit while I was homeless in Miami Beach. Maybe happening again. Kumquat says no. I have full power today. I have to. The doctor is coming.
K.
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Göt B&‽







