This friendly little guy was lost and confused, so I’m taking care of him for a bit.
Cat distribution system suffers a pretty serious glitch…
They suffer from supply chain issues
“Found an old human in the parking lot and conned it into feeding and housing me. Suck it tree dwellers.”
Now that memory prices are raising, they switched from usb-sticks to squirrel injection attacks.
Uhhh I think you just kidnapped a squirrel from its parents dude…
It could be an orphan…
I’m so jealous.
It’s going to imprint on you. You will have a hard time getting it to go back wild.
Thanks for ruining my streak of repressing the memory of having watched twilight…
I watched alex bale’s twilight theory and I’m pretty happy with that take on it. The facial expressions always felt wrong before that.
Might need bottle fed dunno, id contact a wildlife rehabber near you for advice.
He’s been doing pretty well with peanuts, carrots and strawberries. I think he’s past the bottle phase.
Cool, please still do. He needs to get back into the wild at some point and you really want him rewilded properly so he doesn’t approach less friendly humans with dogs or depends on humans for food and starves to death in winter. :) please
Not OP, but right after Hurricane Katrina, we rescued a young squirrel, not much bigger than the one in OP’s photo. We took care of it for about a week while people were busy cutting fallen trees and cleaning up debris, then we let the little fella go.
He came back damn near every day for about 6 months!
I’ve had friendly squirrels in places I’ve lived before, I really like it. They’re like a pet you don’t have to be responsible for, just offer them some unsalted peanuts. They LOVE those.
Time to start painting landscapes.
Looks like it found you.


