Salary looks better to me. Not my personal salary, it’s borderline illegally low. But that salary is quite excellent.
Protip: zooe.moore
what about the other girl tho
I looked up her Instagram. Something doesn’t sit right with me. There’s some… inconsistency. And all the videos look like early and/or bad AI, especially around the mouth and very top of the cleavage area.
I’m having a hard time believing the authenticity of this person’s appearance. I might be seeing ghosts though. Might be overly skeptical.
Damn bro, you’re a true hero
The GOAT
Christ, hope April has a back brace.
Protip: If you zoom in and look really closely
Her boobs will be bigger on your screenI was a scientist for Halloween a few years ago so I ran an experiment in the lab on this theory. Can confirm, hypothesis is correct, they are bigger on the screen.
I’m a salary man, myself.
updoot for boobies
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Well…that was my risky click for the day.
For me the image loaded super slow, I saw like 5 pixels of green and thought, “shoulda seen that one coming” thinking I was gonna see a pair of great tits
I hear you, mate. Here’s a pair of great tits for your troubles (NSFW)
Oh yeah now that’s what I’m talking about
Shouldn’t your salary be the shirt of the girl on the right?
You are indeed missing the point, but yes that is the goal. You see, people often live outside of their means; and particularly April being expensive with the stupid war and that is what this photo represents with the captions contexts.
I think they mean that the boobs are the expenses, and the shirt is the salary. The salary is too small to cover the expenses.
Well shit, im just thinking about boobs. Looks like im the one that missed the point.
No, metaphor works without considering clothing
Left boobs: not nothing, but probably smaller than deserved
Right boobs: if not artificially inflated, then the current nature of things has created a situation that may require surgery to alleviate the pain of carrying
Where are her nipples?
Some of us are what is sometimes referred to as “east-west”
Proof?
Ew
Under the silicone chest-plate with the fake breasts on it.
While possible, if you look at the boundary of her top and her breasts, you’ll see jagged artifacting from early photoshop.
I recognize her face, she’s pretty prolific.
That’s just false advertising.
Mood.
