[a sign reads FEMINIST CONFERENCE next to a closed door, a blue character shrugs and says…]
I don’t care
[next to the same door, the sign now says RESTRICTED FEMINIST CONFERENCE WOMEN ONLY, there are now four blue characters desperately banging on the door, one is reduced to tears on the floor, they are shouting]
DISCRIMINATION
SO UNFAIR!!!
LET US IINN!!
MISANDRY


A single comment wouldn’t be drama. This would be more like bringing food for everyone and saying it will cause diarrhea. It always does and people always eat it.
But I did bring the food
A single comment. You said the other commenter was participating in the drama by commenting on your comment. So which is it?
I made a single comment that got the drama started. The drama is that comment and the replies to it. It wouldn’t be drama without the replies
All I did was shit my pants. The drama is everyone reacting to the smell. Alright then.
I guess that’s a better way to phrase it than the original, since the drama is the ensuing thing more than what started it. Some topics are just surefire ways to get the thing going
Imma go ahead and tag you with “shits their pants”
TIL we can tag people