Here’s a fun trick with 3 easy steps!
- Shoot whoever orders this for your office
If you ever actually use one, though? Fired.
This is the same bullshit as the pool table in the break room, they’ll talk it up to get you hired but once you’re on the payroll if you’re ever seen interacting with it you’ll be reprimanded and told to get back to work.
At least with the pool table version you could still arguably be interacting with coworkers, talking through a problem or something. But sleeping during office hours? Yeah, no way in hell, that’s lost productivity.
After office hours people will just sleep under their desk like they’ve been doing for decades in Japan.
ironic given that main Japan problem is that noone got time outside of work to keep a family 🤔
me: getting out of the pod, irritated coworker: what’s wrong? me: I WOKE UP!
why not get a couch???
Because you can fit three of these in the space of a couch.
You could fit 3 beds in the space of a couch, by stacking them vertically
Why not just go home?
also very true
It takes up more floor space I guess, but just going home is the best solution here.
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