What is futsol?
Ok I know this is irrelevant but this is Baraka from Mortal Kombat and with that mouth nobody can spell a word out of their mouth but surprisingly he does 🤣
Can we just call it all football!?
- Ruggers Football
- Assoccers Football
- Gridders Football
- Basketters Netball
- Softy Rounders Ball
- Crickers Baseman’s Ball
And let’s have mixed teams
Nah
Got the British teeth right
Americans when you call it “rugby for girls” and not “runny jumpy catch between adverts”:

How would Americans look when they realize they’re using metric units to measure voltage, instead of some base 12 absurdity that is based on the measurements of some royalty?
Like shits pretty sweet.
The British invented the term soccer. If they give you shit about using it, tell them they can fuck right off.
Get em
British toffs invented the term soccer.
Yeah, it’s like saying we should call rugby “rugger”, because that’s what the old Etonians called it (I don’t know if they still do).
Soccer = aSSOCiation Football. It’s a British term.
Most of the world calls it football because feet and ball. American football is usually referred to as commercials or ads.
Etymology-wise, football is actually called football because it’s done on foot as opposed to on horse.
Ah so that’s why its Polo and not “horse polo”
It seems so stupid to me that Americans took over the name football for a sport thats not even mainly played by foot, and then pretend like thats the sport that naturally belongs to the name. Like wtf.
This is why the fuck: american football evolved from Association Football (soccer) and rugby. Americans didn’t take over the name, the names for each version of the “ball game on a field with goals at either end” developed from different regional slang as each sport evolved and grew into popularity in their respective places. Each of those sports developed various shortened or slang versions of their name. Rugby was really Rugby football. Association football became soccer, a term coined in London and adopted by Americans. Gridiron football evolved from both and become what Americans just called football.
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Most of the world calls it
footballfútbol
Surely you meant to say jalgpall
pretty sure england called it soccer before america…and football is the better sport its just facts
Reference to it with proximity to yanks :
You are the only non yank there : Soccer
There are 60% yanks : Association football
There are 30% or less yanks : football
There are 0% yanks, and 100% Brits that actually like this boring sport : FootyOne of my all time favorite memes

Brits when you use the word that was invented by Brits for it.
Brits use the word because they weren’t competent enough at Ōllamaliztli, so they had to invent a lesser sport with no ritual sacrifice.
no ritual sacrifice.
What is even the point then?
Heh yeah they do have some bad teeth, whacky Brits.
Oi! When I finish this pint after watching old top gear on Dave I’m gonna give you what for you America cunt!
where that bloke from?
Lancashire
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