So annoying seeing these microslop retards getting praise for making the most basic obvious decisions half a decade to late. The last muppet absolutely wrecked the brand in the dumbest most out of touch way. This new lady has got a hard road ahead and i dont think she can do the classic Microsoft strategy of dumping money into exclusive games to force people onto platform. It won’t work anymore there are way to many games.
I know my experience with the Series X was so lacking I cancelled my Xbox live and quite frankly wish I hadn’t bothered to upgrade, a quicker loading time for games I can play on my Xbox one is absolutely not worth it
Constant W after W for xbox under the new CEO
Yeah but they already alienated like 30% of their prior userbase before this.
I am refreshed to see the pivot but I wonder if its too late for them especially seeing as how they are still dead set on having no exclusives at all for their consoles anymore.
And not only that but a frankly shocking change in tack given her roots in AI.
Or are they just going to rename it “advanced features” like they did with notepad and others?
What? Why does Xbox need copilot? Lmao
In theory:
Player: “Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx’s mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis.”
Copilot: “You exclusively play the multiplayer mode of AAA games so that’s already assumed. Here’s your list…”
In practice:
Player: “Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx’s mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis.”
Copilot: “I can’t help you with that but did you know you can subscribe to Microsoft® 365™ Copilot® for as little as $19.99, getting access to the industry standard in office productivity tools? Certainly xXx_360noscope_xXx will be impressed by your professional Outlook® presentations and seamless integration with Teams®.”
Player: “My penis isn’t that small and neither is his.”
xXx_360noscope_xXx: “Yeah, dude. That was uncalled for.”
They had that shit on Xbox too? Lmao
Apparently it really annoyed all six of Xboxs customers
Like whyyyyy
Xbox has adopted and abandoned AI in the amount of time I stopped playing, stopped paying for Live, and will maybe start again. (eta: if I don’t find something else that has 3D VR).
Weird, that.
tbh, I am rather surprised at the very sudden shift on Xbox. Interested to see if it amounts to anything, in a year or two.
I’m going to wait for more details about Project Helix and where that’s going to go.
