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minus-squareJoelk111@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·1 month agoJerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn’t be the best. At least it’s huge I guess.
minus-squareMelonpoly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·1 month agoThe Mermaid could be the one to jerk him…
minus-squareEncephalotrocity@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoand yet, it is the one thing they are GUARANTEED to figure out in life.
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoBut that’s assuming it’s in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out…
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoTIL, centaurs must be jealous of humans
Jerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn’t be the best. At least it’s huge I guess.
The Mermaid could be the one to jerk him…
awww. now it’s romantic
Mythically huge
and yet, it is the one thing they are GUARANTEED to figure out in life.
But that’s assuming it’s in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out…
TIL, centaurs must be jealous of humans