It’s ‘winter’ now.
Now excuse me while I be frozen cold at 23c.
If you change your clock to Southern Hemisphere Time, its getting to winter. No need for a summer body.
Mine’s in a shape.
Have gone down to the beach every day, but still waiting for a body to wash up
Was hoping for a 6 pack, ended up with a keg.
I’m getting chubby and my boobs are humongous and I love it.
Big hell yeah
waow (basedbasedbased)
Sir this is a Wendy’s
I’m a chick
Everyone knows women aren’t real.

I have a body for radio, and a personality for print
My collection is coming along fine
Have to start training my horse like almost every day, so I’ll prolly end up with a half decent bod by the time winter rolls around again lol
I bought a bike last summer. It’s been out of commission for 5 of those months, but 700 miles is pretty damn good for a year.
Stellar. I quit drinking and now I eat way more and I’ve lost 20% of my bodyweight in under six months. I was drinking tons every day, maybe 1500-2000cal.
My belt that almost didn’t fit around my belly, I’m at the final hole before I have to get a smaller belt. My pants fall down if I’m not wearing it tightly. My watch band almost needs to be replaced with a smaller one. I feel awesome every day.
I have stretch marks but no loose skin, so I’m thankful. I hope the stretch marks stay. My chest is smaller, which is totally great. I’m just starting getting back into exercising, but I feel just excellent about myself now!
Congrats!

…sshole
There, you missed a part
No i have a hat full of them right here
Correct, im working on it
If you figure out the lobster claw, lemme know – that’s the one I want most.
Xander Crews could probably arrange that.
Personally, I’m going for a round, hydrodynamic shape with a thick layer of blubber for diving and hunting below the thermocline.
So walrus or narwhal, toothy?
I’m looking forward to the farmer tan I’ll be getting on the beach this summer.
Mine looks like fat titties and not giving a fuck about societal standards
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
My ideal summer body is replacing this rotting flesh husk with cold, hard machine precision. But that’s not really an option yet :(
I discovered that the amount of carrots I can eat before I am uncomfortably full is like 150 calories worth of carrots, which means I can nearly double the amount of beer I can drink while still running a small calorie deficit.














