Pseudocoding

And we’re sick of all this AI bullshit, so what?

Hallucination Pandering.

Sloperating?

code-vomiting

Cuck coding.

How about: “Producing unmaintainable slopcode”?

Call it what it is, middle management

Vibe coding will do just fine. I understand your concern over your product and its reputation but I don’t really share that with you.

I vote “schlopp summoning”

Slopspreading

Salting the earth

Fauxgramming

Oh no, yet another slop marketeer (CxO, whatever) is unhappy that we’re treating their cash cow with derision. How awful for you.

Pipe down and go back to your clankwanking.