I thought this was an impressive attempt at trolling but apparently this guy is just off his rocker.
“General in the US Army”
“King of Russia”
“Government experience: classified”
“Relative of Issac Newton”
Bro wants to DOGE Oregon. I guess these are the only idiots they could round up this year.
I think there are 14 different Republican candidates for governor this election.
I think Martin Ward may have him beat on crazy.
https://www.theprinceofpeace.net/
That’s literally his campaign website. His platform consists of a bizarre mix of mostly right wing and a few left wing policy planks. He has outlines a manic vision of building a planet-scale maglev train network built with trains 100’ wide. And his website is filled with plans to constitutionally outlaw every petty grievance he’s ever experienced.
From his Federal policy on sex crimes:
Since Congress selects judges, they also have the authority to dismiss judges, which means they can require judges to overturn decisions or face the consequence of dismissal.
I do not think they do. There is a large difference between approving judges and being able to fire them.
Lots of horrifying stuff. Too much for me to list. It is interesting to read as many people do think these things.
A progressive Republican following in the path of the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, Susan B. Anthony, Fredrick Douglas, Booker T. Washington, Harriet Tubman and many other great Republicans. His policies are rooted in the ideologies of equality, sexual purity, love, compassion and many other cool things. He is dedicated to making Oregon a crime-free, poverty-free state, where every man and woman can find true love, get married and have kids. He desires to make Oregon a leader in innovation and will work to implement all the latest and greatest technologies. He is single, ready to mingle, and looking for a good woman who is ideally a virgin. Martin’s campaign slogans are, “thy will be done in Oregon, as it is in heaven”, and “the man, with the plan”.
What more need be said?
A warning. His “Economics” book is “published” on Google Drive. Use a private browser as it likely records any google accounts that click on the link.
I did see his in the pamphlet as the photo and up-do hairstyle make his head look obscenely tall. I didn’t take his seriously because he didn’t bother to capitalize anything despite claiming to be an “author.”
https://oregonvotes.gov/voters-guide/english/votersguide.html#Martin Ward
That’s a wild ride. Didn’t read it all, but my personal fav is legally mandating that all USB cables made are USB-A, as the others ‘don’t work’
