IIRC in the movie The Last Temptation of Christ making crosses is kinda his thing
I think it would be funny to make a game called jesus simulator, and it’s all just about carpentry in Jerusalem as Jesus
Like, no mention of religion at all, just a really solid carpentry simulator
“Damnit, Dale, this is the bronze age. Quit using copper nails. These people deserve craftsmanship.”
I’m not much into simulators but that looks super fun
Maybe with mods? https://store.steampowered.com/app/4391560/Jesus_Simulator/
Wow.
He’s obviously annoyed because the Client didn’t specify all dimensions needed to build what they think they want, so he knows he’s in for a world of pain when he has to discuss what the original Scope of Work was after he’s done and they’re dissatisfied. I’m sorry, Jesus.
It doesn’t even have the symmetry line.
Reminds me of that Twitter thread:
What would be Jesus’ favorite gun?
A nail gun!
That’s NOT funny.
Why not? He was a carpenter.
I wonder if, as he was being nailed up, some part of his attention was devoted to critiquing the carpentry of the cross.
He definitely did. everyone I know who’s worked in a field at least similar is like this lol
“Oh, and we’re gonna need you to carry it up to Calvary for us too, k?”
Interesting if jesus’s wingspan was 5 ft, that means he was also 5 ft tall.
I would probably start a religion about a guy with wings too.
Something is telling me they weren’t really into bespoke cross-making. Once it’s long (wide) enough, it can accommodate anyone from 7’3" giants to kids.
Probably in the right ballpark
