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minus-squarePancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up74·edit-21 day agoOne afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine through town when he saw an old client and friend, Joe, in the park eating grass. Troubled, he asked his driver to stop and rolled down his window to shout, “Hey Joe! Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” Joe replied gesturing towards his family close by. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said. “Thank you sir,” Joe replied. “But I also I have a wife and two children with me.” “Bring them along,” the lawyer cheerily replied. They all entered the car and zipped off to the lawyers home. On the way, Joe turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it, Joe! You’ll really love my place. The grass there is at least a foot high.”
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine through town when he saw an old client and friend, Joe, in the park eating grass.
Troubled, he asked his driver to stop and rolled down his window to shout, “Hey Joe! Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” Joe replied gesturing towards his family close by. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“Thank you sir,” Joe replied. “But I also I have a wife and two children with me.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer cheerily replied.
They all entered the car and zipped off to the lawyers home.
On the way, Joe turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it, Joe! You’ll really love my place. The grass there is at least a foot high.”
😚👌 Marie-Antoinettish.