• lime!@feddit.nu
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    5 hours ago

    “for financial services, press one. for technical support, press two. for goblins, press three. for repairs, press four.”

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      4 hours ago

      You forgot the mandatory lead message. “Please listen closely as our menu options have changed.” No, they haven’t. Ever.

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      4 hours ago

      Thanks! I just thought that’s some non-existent thing, which Microsoft invented and nobody needs it ever. Well, that’s not far from your point, I guess. But still. Didn’t know that’s called a phone tree!