Dude. All you gotta do, is wait until he’s claiming trump is the best, blah blah blah, and then you say “I’m woke, I made your daughter woke, and tonight I’m gonna fuck her in the ass in front of a picture of Joe Biden and Barack Obama kissing each other.”
My cousins got big early in their teens. Their dad got out of control at a dinner with guests when they were like 14 and 16, so they carried him him up to his room, tossed him in, and screwed the door shut with a bunch of 3 in wood screws.
Dude. All you gotta do, is wait until he’s claiming trump is the best, blah blah blah, and then you say “I’m woke, I made your daughter woke, and tonight I’m gonna fuck her in the ass in front of a picture of Joe Biden and Barack Obama kissing each other.”
Doesn’t matter what he has to say. You win.
Or you could just offer to fuck him woke.
Your sister? I mean I know what you want to say and I’m with you but the dude in the comic is talking about his father
…my brain read that as father in law for some reason. Looking now, I can see, that’s very much not the case.
Bonus points if your significant other is also in on the joke ahead of time.
…joke?
That’s the spirit
Actually, they stopped being an airline earlier this month…
See? Now THAT was a joke!
Spirit Airlines that is.
My cousins got big early in their teens. Their dad got out of control at a dinner with guests when they were like 14 and 16, so they carried him him up to his room, tossed him in, and screwed the door shut with a bunch of 3 in wood screws.