This is an excellent pun. I don’t know how I feel about the rest of this, but the pun is top notch.
oh damn that took me a hot minute to figure out, thanks for letting me know it was a pun.
I read it as “six foot two,” so I didn’t get it at first.
Yeah, solid pun. The image of said gurl getting punched not so solid. It would take but a minute to redo this meme into something less violent.
Thats a 12-13 yo boy holding up a toy smart watch. Its not a punch, its just “flexing”.
Yeah, doesn’t look like a punch to me either, but just looking up the IG account that’s tagged on here I kinda wouldn’t be surprised if they did post an image of a woman getting punched given all the other right wing stuff there
Fwiw, I think yoinking a good pun off a bad account on a bad website and posting it to a better website makes the world a better place
Is that what’s happening? I thought the person in the image was just holding up their left hand to show their watch (blood pressure monitor?) for some reason
Its a young boy holding up a toy smart watch. Its just to emulate images of people “flexing” wealth on social media.
Damn. Thats a fisher price ass watch.
Hard to say anything for sure anymore given how we’re all several layers of irony deep at any point, but I think that may in fact be the joke (or part of it anyway)
Pretty sure its a vtech.
Is the girl in the room with us?
I would prefer my partner to be taller than me, but I’m 5’5 so it’s not a very difficult requirement to hit :3
I’m 6 foot and my husband is 5’9, it was weird at first but I’m glad I pushed through it because it’s over 20 years later and he makes me really happy. Point is, don’t make it a deal breaker because you might miss out on something great.
The very best men are the short ones
^Disclaimer: I’m a short guy with no data to back this up^
I am a short 5’12.
I’m a medium 5’15"
Damn.
Pretty difficult for dudes that aren’t that tall, can’t exactly work out to get taller. Not that you can do much about what you are/aren’t attracted to either though.
I would prefer my partner be taller than me bit I’m a lesbian and taller than most men. So yeah I tower over my partners historically, especially when I wear heels
Awhile back there was this Asian woman who had an insane amount of “must haves”, then you got to her picture and she was like a 5 at best. Some guy made a male AI version of her and asked if she would date him. She tries to sue him or something because he was so embarrassed.
because he was so embarrassed.
He?
I feel like this needs to be read by the “IKEA guy”…

It just means you have to wear heels when she wears hers.
I don’t get it.
six two ≈ sick to
I don’t get it.
6’2 pronounced as six two, which sounds like “sick to”
Oh, that would explain it. I pronounce it “six foot two”.
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I’m a rock, so uhhhh kick rocks
Kinky
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