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[Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon answers the ringing phone] Liz yells: JON RUN! Jon: Oh, hey Liz! Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! [Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall] Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS! Garfield: Hi, Jon [The phone drops to the ground] Liz screams: DON’T FUCK HIM!
Don’t lie. If you could turn being bland and dull into a billion dollars you would do it to.
Bland and Dull is what I have tattooed on my knuckles, and buddy am I raring to make a sandwich.
So is the D on your thumb or do you hold it in your hand?
My first thought was that he doubled up with the l. Like “bl a n d” or “b la n d”, but I have to admit that I like your ideas better.
Although, now that I think about it for a bit longer, I really feel like if you are going to tattoo the word bland, and use the double letter style, the double letter needs to be the n and d on the pinky finger: “b l a nd”. With the 2 letters squeezed together and kind of trailing off and down the finger.