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[Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon answers the ringing phone] Liz yells: JON RUN! Jon: Oh, hey Liz! Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! [Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall] Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS! Garfield: Hi, Jon [The phone drops to the ground] Liz screams: DON’T FUCK HIM!


I mean, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was pretty fucking edgy when it first came out in comic books.
They were more like turtle assassins than goofy teenagers looking for pizza
Kids just don’t get the right role models anymore…