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[Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon answers the ringing phone] Liz yells: JON RUN! Jon: Oh, hey Liz! Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! [Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall] Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS! Garfield: Hi, Jon [The phone drops to the ground] Liz screams: DON’T FUCK HIM!

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  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    17 hours ago

    Garfield is a hybrid gluttony and sloth demon and I will not abide this slanderous misidentification.

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      13 hours ago

      Objection!!!

      You can be a fat, lazy fuck. That means gluttony, sloth and lust are all compatible your honor.