Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1696
arrow-up1696imageMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squarearctanthrope@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up132·1 month agothe biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up71·1 month agoThe Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 month agoNeither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoHey now! There were at least three drug addicts!
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 month agoBut man, the way they walk!
minus-squareragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoThe serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAnd led to the curse of painful childbirth.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoBut does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
minus-squareEntertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agoTrouser snake?
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoAnd, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
minus-squareSavinDWhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoWere there sheep as well? “No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!” God, probably
minus-squarebunkyprewster@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoHadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
minus-squareMML@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 month ago*Penises. A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoAnd its partner the hemiclitoris…
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoThat’s because it’s not a penis…
the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
Hey now!
There were at least three drug addicts!
And they couldn’t dance.
But man, the way they walk!
Hank…?
The serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
And led to the curse of painful childbirth.
But does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
Trouser snake?
Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.
And, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
Were there sheep as well?
“No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!”
Hadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
*Penises.
A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
And its partner the hemiclitoris…
I coulda had a hemi
That’s because it’s not a penis…