The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 6 hours agoGo ahead and reward yourself with a very small cookie, or maybe a string cheese.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up1370
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minus-squareDoug@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 hours agoI tried to up the effectiveness of my walks with a weighted vest, but my god do those things make you look like a douchebag. Plus I’m a white guy with transition lenses who doesn’t like getting a sunburn on my neck, and appreciate the utility of cargo shorts. So I’m a white guy, in sunglasses, a backwards hat, and cargo short; that, to me, just screams ICE agent, which I do not want to be associated with. I need to zhuzh up my wardrobe with bright colors or something.
I tried to up the effectiveness of my walks with a weighted vest, but my god do those things make you look like a douchebag.
Plus I’m a white guy with transition lenses who doesn’t like getting a sunburn on my neck, and appreciate the utility of cargo shorts.
So I’m a white guy, in sunglasses, a backwards hat, and cargo short; that, to me, just screams ICE agent, which I do not want to be associated with.
I need to zhuzh up my wardrobe with bright colors or something.