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why time travel when there are brutal dictators today? You can always buy a plane ticket.
Because with time travel you can travel to a time before they are important and under highest security, say when they are 20-years-old and just walking down the street.
I want to go back in time and snuff out that first ameoba.
Meiosis was a mistake.
don’t worry guys, I just came back from the past, I killed baby Hess Von Macher. the whole German fascism that invaded Poland and killed a hundred thousand people in concentration camps has never happened. y’all welcome.
You’re not going to believe this, but…
I would have a Lovecraftian statue carved out of some sturdy, semi-rare material that can stand the test of time, and bury it in Antarctica tens of thousands of years before homosapiens evolved. Then in present day I would wait…
Why wait when you could just go to the point of discovery?
You need it to be propery aged for carbon dating and shit.
Christ, imagine this being the good timeline.
Yeah but now these two are hounding you
They’re always on time.
So it’s this guys fault we exist in this shitty trump time line
the implication is that this is the best possible timeline.
Plot twist: we’re already in the less shitty timeline, as unbelievable as it can be.
Wouldn’t it be depressing if this were the best timeline?
I knew they faked the moon landing for a reason
