Alt text: A twitter post with two people. First one says "People are flipping out over the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like “Clean Pen*s”. The second person replies " Good try, you arent tricking me into trying avocado ".
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Wtf are clean pens
Avocado tastes like grass smells
wait you can write a bunch of white supremacist shit on X but you gotta censor the word penis?
I genuinely read it as pen’s until your comment. Like the common misspelling of plural word’s.
Who’s out there licking pens, clean or otherwise?
It’s the Republican equivalent of vaccination.
If you lick 15 of them, you get to join the Pen15 club.
Pen Island residents
It’s real, you guys
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
Ok, but it doesn’t. Clean dick tastes like… get ready for this… skin.
Not if you season it with some avocado oil first! Add a pinch of ground white pepper, or if you’re feeling really brave or vengeful, some extra spicy sauce.
I was like 21 or 22 when I tried Avocado for the first time. I had plenty of access to it before, but the thought of a Plant being all fat instead of all water freaked me out. I can handle some Avocado nowadays if it’s mixed with something (like tomatoes and onions for a nice salsa-ish thing) but no way in hell that I’d eat a raw piece of it. It’s a freak of nature and I don’t approve of it.
As for how it compares to the taste of dick - no idea, there are no taste buds in the back of my throat.
