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- dadjokes@lemmy.world
Woman on ground: “How long will the ambulance be?”
Man aiding her: “Seventeen feet, six inches.”
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About 5.33 meters.
What kind of maniacs measure cars in feet?
the kind of folk who remember pushing them during the gas crisis
About the size of a small meteorite.
Anything except metric.
*Surely, you’re joking."
“I’m dead serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
Hey that joke only works when spoken. It doesn’t work in writing because we can clearly see that you didn’t call him Shirley. You called him Surely.
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Just long enough to finish the job.
If she’s already in that bad of shape, you could probably do it with a pretty small ambulance.
wait how much. legitimately how much.
my emergencies i can sit in the passenger seat and vomit out the window. a roll cage would be fine if my wife can drive like a pope (90+ and ignoring stop signals. i promise i only had to think like fifteen minutes on how to make that punchline work i wanted to stick with driving like a pope it sounded funny). how much. i know that totally looks like a video game but i would promise not to abuse it.
I was thinking like a matchbox car. But that works too.
Not sure if that’s supposed to be a roll bar, or a dumpster-lifting mechanism.
I think it’s a roll bar spoiler combo.
maybe that’s where the patient goes?
Did she fail to activate Bites the Dust or what’re you talking about?
Finish her off by running her over from head to toe (assuming the tires are positioned normally).
