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(shoutout to @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone who often posts those shaveposts, i’m taking over that duty today :3)

  • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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    18 hours ago

    Was it only horse urine? Last i remember, every pregnant mammals urine contains testosterone. In addition to HCG. That can be used as a PED as well and to prevent testicular atrophy. Important part in post cycle recovery.

    And that would raise a question. Would eating out a pregnant woman who squirts be considered doping?

    And how much testosterone it contains? Just asking for a gym bro.

          • luciole (they/them)@beehaw.org
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            17 hours ago

            The doping part’s funny because science has not sufficiently progressed to close the “is female ejaculation pee” debate apparently. I don’t see the issue with a pregnant woman receiving cunnilingus and/or squirting. Mothers have a sexuality too. As a matter of fact motherhood and sex are related. You gotta embrace the multifaceted nature of life or you’ll seriously miss out.

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              15 hours ago

              …i mean i can agree to all that and still think the sentence would have been better left unwritten

    • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      17 hours ago

      There are sentences that are better said, and there are ones better left as thoughts. Yours falls into both. I’m going to need a pizza as eye bleach.

      (i don’t think it counts as doping, it’d take such an effort that it’s too impressive)

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        6 hours ago

        That’s a rather interesting conclusion. Having the exact right conditions and daily cunnilingus would take enough effort to negate any performance enhancement effect it might have.