Nah, mermaid be half-fish, not half-dolphin. Dolphins don’t have scales.
Though if it were half-dolphin mermaid… Then, yeah. I’d agree. By all accounts, dolphin sex is fantastic.
(And, yes, I’m also ignoring that not all fish do the ‘lay eggs and then fertilize them externally’ thing. Some fish actually do have actual intercourse for internal fertilization, using all the bits you’re familiar with to do it. Except that the males have two of them, for double the fun.)
To be fair, though, human sex is way better than mermaid sex.
Watching some guy fertilize your eggs after you lay them … it just isn’t the same, you know?
I was thinking it would be more like dolphin sex.
Nah, mermaid be half-fish, not half-dolphin. Dolphins don’t have scales.
Though if it were half-dolphin mermaid… Then, yeah. I’d agree. By all accounts, dolphin sex is fantastic.
(And, yes, I’m also ignoring that not all fish do the ‘lay eggs and then fertilize them externally’ thing. Some fish actually do have actual intercourse for internal fertilization, using all the bits you’re familiar with to do it. Except that the males have two of them, for double the fun.)