Are you Christian?

I will never be able to take the T Pose seriously again after half a childhood of T Posing Kleiners with Phys Guns in their crotches, squeaking and screeching like demons, with their moms and/or vacuum cleaners in the background.

Arms held out
in your Jesus Christ pose.
Thorns and shroud
like it’s the coming of the Lord.
And I swear to you
that I’d never feed you pain.
But you’re staring at me
like I’m, like I’m driving the
nails.