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minus-squareRajtinka@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·23 hours agoThey were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
minus-squareCourtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up89·23 hours ago“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoYou’ve been hanging with the wrong gays
minus-squareFrowingFostek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·edit-219 hours agoThat’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·18 hours agoThey’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·21 hours agooh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
minus-squareYellowParenti@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·21 hours agoGod damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·17 hours agoCalm down, Pol Pot
minus-squareDerpenheim@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·18 hours agoJust like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·edit-222 hours agoIf you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·17 hours agoBrother I am living in the gobi desert here
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·22 hours ago“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·21 hours ago the gays this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
minus-squareRajtinka@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours agoOf course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.
minus-squarenightwatch_admin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·23 hours agoReminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours agoThat’s why I be going to Lowe’s.
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive
If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
You’ve been hanging with the wrong gays
That’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
They’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
oh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
Calm down, Pol Pot
Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
Someone’s thirsty
Brother I am living in the gobi desert here
“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
not typically but sometimes!
this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.
Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
That’s why I be going to Lowe’s.