Transcript
Panel 1: [Sarah wearing white robes with small angel wings and a halo bends down to receive a spotted dog with little angel wings that runs at here. They stand on clouds]
Off screen: Welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!
Panel 2: [Sarah pets the happy dog absently while looking up at the off screen speaker]
Sarah: Where’s my cat?
Panel 3: [Sarah stands, one hand still petting the dog as she looks around at all the different dogs in heaven.]
Sarah: Where’s ANY of the cats?
Panel 4: [Cats stand on their hind legs, holding paws, dance in a circle surrounded by the flames of hell]


Yeah, well, the Bible sucks. Odin literally has wolves chilling under the feasting table at Valhalla and Freya is a battle-crazy cat lady. If you like animals, find your way to Asgard. It’s also delightfully free of Christians!