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Panel 1: [A yellow Labrador watches his human talk on the phone]
Human: just give me a ballpark estimate
Panel 2: [Dog looking concerned]
Dog: ball?
Panel 3: [Dog looking intrigued]
Dog: park?
Panel 4: [Dog looking excited, ears raised]
Dog: estimate?
stop, you are going to get yourself hired at a company that uses agile…
You know, there’s decent stuff in agile, as long as it’s mostly general guidelines and a way to set reasonable goals.
And then there’s stuff like decks of cards with the fibonacci sequence on them and suddenly the team is supposed to play poker to decide how “hard” a task will be.
8! 13! No, wait, 5! I mean 3?
Nevermind, let’s just mark this “won’t do” and move on to the next ticket.
I’ve seen that fibonacci poker button on jira, how’s it theoretical supposed to work?
https://youtube.com/shorts/kO2RdxsbW0g
stop, i have ptsd…
Wait until they add AI to this.