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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

Just me and my cement truck

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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    Just find the air intakes and get creative

    • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      What’s your favorite idea?

      Mine is being creative.

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        Green is not a creative colour.

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        Once we liberate the animals from the factory farms we load up dump trucks filled with manure and bury them alive in it. Asphyxiate on the fumes of a few tons of chicken shit or drown in it, idc.

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      How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?

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        How much surmstrong can it block?

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        Enough to be faaaaaaaaabulous!!!

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      Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.

      You’d essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.

      So… you could maybe attempt the ‘killdozer’ strategy…

      Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.

      Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.

      Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.

      If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!

      Just melt the air vents.

      For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.

      And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.

      … you’d also have to, you know, gather all the required supplies for any plan, in a manner that does not raise anyone’s suspicions, and probably do some tests first.

      That’s the nearly impossible part… you will almost certainly be unexpectedly meeting with Mr. FBI during that stage.

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      Expanding spray foam insulation oughta do the trick

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        Fart spray then foam.

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          Devious. It’s perfect.

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      Fart

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thioacetone

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          That’s funny, but I can’t imagine someone spending all that money on a bunker without a positive air pressure system thats intake has NBC filters, solvent filters, etc. It’d be like shelling out thousands building a gaming rig with a 480i, monochrome, CRT monitor.

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          this guy stink bombs

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      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uT_nSACr6K4

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