If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema
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Reminds me of this

Show her you’re nuts.
I’m so curious to know what the original context of this was…and why. Anyone know?
I believe this is from the book The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water
It’s in the Chevy Cobalt owners manual
i don’t get it, we all shower like that.
The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.
That’s junk. Junk in that trunk.
Just get a bidet
People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.
over-ripe butthole
D:
I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.
Sigma Solarium (nsfw)

Nope, I can’t figure out what the hell is going on in this picture.
You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.
I wish I was that flexible.
Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.
Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.
Men will really do anything but admit they like it.
So thats how you’re supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day…






