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A female rabbit puts on lipstick. She puts on a pair of fake human ears. She is now wearing a comically exaggerated human costume, including a pink human-shaped rear attachment.

Male rabbit: “YEAH, BABY! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR SEXY HUMAN OUTFIT!”

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Female rabbit: “YOU WANNA DO IT LIKE HUMANS?” Male rabbit: “YES PLEASE!”

Female rabbit: “FIRST, YOU GOTTA TAKE ME TO DINNER.” Male rabbit: “SURE.”

Female rabbit: “THEN I WANT A BACKRUB.” Male rabbit: “OKAY.”

Female rabbit: “AND THEN WE RUB AND LICK A FEW BODY PARTS AS ‘FOREPLAY’” Male rabbit: “[SNICKER SNICKER] EWWW.”

Male rabbit: “BUT THEN, I’LL GIVE YOU THE WILDEST THREE MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE.”

The female rabbit looks dramatically shocked, holding her paws against her cheeks.

Female rabbit: “THREE MINUTES?!? I’LL BRING A THICK BOOK.”

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Female rabbit: “PLEASE PULL OUT IN TIME OR ELSE I’LL HAVE A LITTER OF JUST ONE BABY!”

Male rabbit: “SO WHAT? WE CAN STILL MAKE LOVE AGAIN AFTERWARDS.”

The female rabbit starts crying. Female rabbit: “NOOO! I DON’T FEEL PRETTY ANYMORE!”

The two rabbits burst out laughing.

Inside the house, a man and woman are doing a little roleplaying and the woman is wearing a sexy rabbit costume. They hear the laughter and look out the window into the garden. Woman: “ARE THOSE RABBITS LAUGHING AT US?”