Oh geez, early on in my current career I sent a one-paragraph project report, because it had been very little work and not complex.

My then manager loved his buzzwords and long pointless meetings, he told me my report wasn’t adequate even though it had all the relevant info.

So, I just added a pile of extra bullshit that didn’t say anything at all. And that fucker loved it.

I went and found another job soon afterwards.