How else are they supposed to kill all those sharks?
epic collab
You’d be surprised how quiet a cow can be when it wants to. Once when I was collecting a water sample in a pond I saw there were cows a fair distance across the field, and in the minute or so of stopping and squatting it took me to find a way to get the sample without getting covered in mud, a group of fully grown cows had silently crept up to within about 10 feet of me to stare at me like As soon as I stood up I was a person again and they lost interest in me. Definitely raised my heart rate a bit!
I love this story. Do you have any other interesting cow anecdotes or surprising cow facts you’d be willing to share? I’m a cow fan, but I don’t have much direct experience with them.
Cows can use tools: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj0n127y74go
They’ll keep wanting to play when they’re under a year old even when they weigh 500+ pounds, which can be a little intimidating! They’re super curious even as adults, if you leave a large exercise ball in their enclosure they’ll chase it around and headbutt it. They also have incredibly rough tongues, like a cat’s tongue times 10.
“Clever girl.”
Statistically, cows pose a much greater threat to Americans than bears and sharks combined. Cattle reportedly kill roughly 20 people each year in the United States, while fatal bear and shark attacks average about two per year for each species.
Well how many cows are killed by Americand each year? I’d say it’s more than fair game on the cows’ side.
It’s mostly due to the fact that we don’t corral sharks by the hundreds. You get a herd of cattle moving in a direction and they aren’t stopping just because a human is there.
I’ve been chased twice by cows here in Germany, not a single time by a bear or a shark.
Coincidence? I don’t think so!
Tauren rogue sneaks THROUGH the walls.
Tauren rogue has the smaller tail on its back.
Sneak. Crouch. Pounce. Kill!
