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How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?
It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.
How do I measure my homosexuality?
Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.
Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.
Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.
MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.
MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.
Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.
Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.
CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”
To “the LGBT+ community”, huh? To who specifically? Can I or any of my friends get any of this?
One dollar for estrogen results in twenty new Undertale purchases. They’re practically printing money.
If they wanted people to be afraid of it they shouldn’t have given it as cool a name as “woke mind virus”
“no, I prefer my brain to stay asleep thank you. asleep, smooth, and pristinely unwrinkled.”
Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
“I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”
“Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”
