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[several transfems are typing…]
Mm…mmmrrroow 🥺
Trans lifehack
Was about to ask where to find some, asking for a friend of course
But it would make you a nullo?
Omg that’s horrible…
Where can one find one?
Calm down there Eve
If, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn’t have a dick and balls were to eat it?
It’s expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don’t have, so buckle up.
So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.
So you’d be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.
Oh. So if someone had a
Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?
Yes.
And you don’t lose all of it, if you’re particularly well-endowed.
you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one
So this is just a snack for all trans people?
Yeah, like David Bowie
Can it do tops too?
Does it do weddings as well?
Damn, I just want my balls off. I wanna keep my dick.
What if I just have a nibble?
I remember Snow White a little differently from this
You know all those stories were sanitized.
I’ve never heard someone say that before. Why would you want one but not the other, if you don’t mind my asking?
Hello! I’m not the person you asked but I figured I’d throw in my experience.
In my case, if I could snap my fingers and instantly change my penis to a vulva, I would. But I had a haemorroid surgery many years ago, and the month or so afterwards was one of the worst times of my life, so I would prefer it if no surgeon ever went anywhere near my lower trunk ever again.
But everyone’s experience is different. Some women just like to fuck, and of the trans women who do, some don’t feel the need to replace the factory installed equipment for doing so.
Well, you could still pee standing up.
my dude, the she-wee has existed since, uh, plastic. maybe only as long as women have served in the military.
Not a very common thing to find in the wild.
i bet if you plucked a pitcher plant it would work
I’m not sure you really want that. As a horny teen I wanked myself dry a few times and it is painful. Imagine it felt like that every time.
No, I’m positive I want that.
I think as a teen we all went a little too hard with our equipment once or twice lmao
Balls only make sperm, the fluid is the prostate(?) or smthn, it comes from inside the body.
Yeah like is there an artificial flavour I can try? Also someone attached to the birth kit
I want that apple even more now.
Shouldn’t it be called Instant Trans Apple? Non invasive transition, very convenient.
This implies trans women are just men without genitals.
This implies the speed running community doesn’t exist
This has dire cobsequences for the furry community!
No it doesn’t? The apple doesn’t check if you’re a man before de-dickandballs-ing you. It’ll uproot the twig and berries whether you’re cis, trans, or intersex.
Your comment implies women that are trans and get surgery aren’t trans, just men without genitals.
No, it doesn’t.
I imagine it’d be more like the kind of removal one gets from other natural causes, like frostbite or a bloodclot. I.e. painful and necrotic
you left out snake and pumabite
where could one acquire such an apple, hypothetically?
It does not, in fact, do that.
“Speak for yourself” he says in a comically high voice.
Eunuchs do not have particularly high voices if made eunuchs as adults. One does not undergo a reverse puberty if the gonads are removed.
Can we ship some of these to Peter Thiel’s dialogue meeting
Any other transfems want to join me in going on an adventure to find these?
Free orchidectomy and penectomy? Where are these apples found? Asking for a friend
No, thanks. I hate sweet apples. Give them to us sour and crunchy.
sweet apples have their uses. get a nice apple corer and fuck yeah, that recipe’s easy.
What’s apple’s, precious?
No negatives you say?
