But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all

And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title

But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won’t want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families