Better to just say Midwestern.
Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads…
TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.
I go straight to “excuse me??”
I like a very stern “what’s up” if its a stranger.
“You’re crusin’ for a bruisin’!”
0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit
I’m not your buddy, guy.
I aint your guy, pal
I’m not your pal, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I’m not your chum, mate.
I ain’t your friend, acquaintance
Where’s the classic “Why I oughtta”?
Okay, but “dude, what the fuck” should be up there
There’s a different one for stoners.
- What?
- Man.
- Come on man.
- Not cool.
- Dude, what the fuck
- Major vibe clash, you should chill with your other friends today.
I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.
I’ve heard all of these lots… Regional differences? They’re certainly popular in entertainment too
And the “white anger” bit is clearly a joke
You’re in the minority. Also, racial humor and racist humor are two different things.
Here come the magic words:
American Midwest
Now, see here!
According this list: I’m not white
Correct
I feel personally attacked.
I’m personally attacking you
At least the feeling is justified, then.
- NI
Now bring me a shrubbery
