Oh thank you! I didn’t know the source, in retrospect I could have probably searched the title though. Oops :/
Not an oops! I just wanted to put it here for anyone else who was interested. Thanks for posting this; it’s really funny. :)
My tea taste a tad bitterer today.😌
Thanks for the Gen Z lingo fic.
Oh this one is way too relatable. Like when they send screenshots with usernames redacted and you assume they’re blue, but oh boy you guessed wrong and it turns they’re the ones refusing to pay their share of the rent until the roomie they’re stealing wifi from upgrades the hardware so they get better connectivity in their bedroom and now they’re furious at YOU for not understanding their perspective and saying red seems kinda entitled.
… hello from yesterday’s group chat.
Oh no. I just smile and nod, extract myself as soon as is polite … and judge them forever more.
“Oh dang!”
“You don’t say”
“That bitch!”
“You poor thing”
“That’s so wrong”
…this is the minimum expected to not be dubbed an asshole friend. Or else you get “I can’t believe you’re taking their side”.
Friend telling me how recklessly the bicyclist was riding after they came around a turn too fast in their car and almost hit the cyclist.
Y’all have toxic friends.
Sometimes someone can be having a bad day, or be going through some heavy shit, and get set off by something innocent.
If it keeps happening, then yes they’re toxic … if it’s a one-off, these things happen sometimes and maybe once they’ve slept on it they’ll realise they’re the asshole.
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