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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Keep off the sofa

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    11 hours ago

    Because a puppy pad isn’t manly.

  • utopiah@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.

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    And why didn’t they think to use a white towel on a white couch?

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      Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket

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        The suit jacket that he’s wearing and is a completely different colour?

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      13 hours ago

      Brown on white might show up on camera.

      • hOrni@lemmy.world
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        So maybe a brown couch?

        • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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          I’m immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon’s army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn’t tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.

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          a new couch for one guest?

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense

    • Hogrider@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    He poops his pants often.

  • TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me

  • TrooBloo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn’t get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.

  • Enzy@feddit.nu
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    18 hours ago

    Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

  • Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    You guys haven’t heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

    • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org
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      19 hours ago

      Do tell!

      • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        Can you notificate me when she explains it? I’m curious too.

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    The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

    EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

    • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world
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      The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don’t want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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        wE gO hIgH

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          dude that was just to get us stoners on board. you gotta giggle while you say it.

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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        We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because “the left needs to do better”.

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      can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!

      yeah this feels real tan suity.

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      Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

      Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

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        He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. “Very good!”

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          They’ve dealt with him before.

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          Mostly because he is an egomaniac and you need to suck up to him if you want to stay in position.

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        Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

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        Trump is an absolute asshole, for sure, but this is no different than the dems propping Biden up at the end of his term - both are elder abuse

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          Why did you feel the need to make that comparison? Did anyone here mention supporting their actions? Is the strawman fighting back?

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          Oh, do fuck off

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          So because of Biden, a candidate that was going to replay exactly the same decline whilst in office was correctly elected? Seems like everyone should have learned from the first mistake no?

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          Yeah it’s pathetic that both parties want to put some grandpa into the most vital position of leadership, like why is this even acceptable

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        And that video is a year old.

    • Prior_Industry@lemmy.world
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      So you’re saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲

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      Thank you, we appreciate you!

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      Are you serious? That’s a JACKET?

      What the fuck?

      Like… What the FUCK?

      I literally don’t believe it, because people with nice jackets don’t look like this.

      Edit: Naw, it’s a towel. Come on… Do you think we’re all fucking stupid?

      • Bongles@lemmy.zip
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        Watch the video

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        Did you watch the video of him sitting down? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down, and clearly shows the bottom of his jacket spread. He is not sitting on a towel.

        Here, I clipped the exact moment he sits down for you:

        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

        You can watch from the youtube link for higher quality and additional angles

        We don’t need to make up things that didn’t happen in order to criticize Trump. There’s plenty of embarrassing, disgraceful, and (most importantly) real things that happen in the video, from needing a 3-2-1 countdown with aid in order to sit down on a couch, to getting talked to like a young child by everyone in the room.

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        have you seen how his clothes fit? that’s not a nice jacket. men’s wearhouse at best.

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        You’re using too much

      • Zomg@lemmy.world
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        Settle down bucko

        Like… what the FUCK?

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      Damn good catch.

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      Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?

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        He’s always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad’s suit. I can’t guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.

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          Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?

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          It just used to be the style in the 80s and 90s. Even by those standards it’s a bad fit but that’s why I assume he wears them.

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        Why does his tie go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.

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    I saw hemorrhoid , Trump’s all butthurt from leftist

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      trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.

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    Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

    And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?

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      Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

      Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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        Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.

        Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.

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        He didn’t lie about the dictator on day one part

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      Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us

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    Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

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      And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

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        From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.

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      He pisses himself more offen though.

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    orange juice

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    Put down a towel!

    altr

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