Away… Let’s blow these guys away!
No… No it’s accurate.
I’ll be needing this card once I become a dad


Inside the card: $100 a week buys my silence. Tick tock, pops.

I don’t know how it is now with Grindr being a thing, but i remember the Craigslist classifieds being full of married men (dads) looking for fellow dads as fishing/camping/exercise buddies that were interested in fucking from time to time. Yeah, it was horny, but I also found it as a sign that many dads are desperately lonely and isolated. I was a bit too young at the time, but today I’d be down. Maybe poker (or D&D) night with the boys that ends in a fun orgy?
D&D&O (dungeons and dragons and orgies) sounds fucking amazing.
Live now on Dropout starring Brennan Lee Mulligan
I would pay a large sum of money I do not have to watch Brennan DM an orgy
Happy pride to your dad
Happy pride!🏳️🌈
I also choose this guy’s dad.
You forgot to say away again
That episode is maximum cringe when you consider that the prostitute is played by Jason Bateman’s real-life sister
Haha TIL

As a matter of fact…
I can hear that card being read in Sandra Bullock’s voice









