RIP you absolute legend. The Schwartz be with you, always.
Edit. Oh wait, not that kind of passed. Well he’s still an absolute fucking legend. More so for making it to 100.
You ate the poop!
Tastes like stupidity.
Don’t fucking scare me like that…. Gees.
Not gonna lie, had me in the first half
this is not the right thing to see when you just woke up. you got me
Angriest upvote possible
So as i wake up more.
This one high school something end of the season dinner i can’t remember the coach couldn’t make it to. to the team captain was emceeing. And he said that the coach “isn’t with us”. And then paused for about fifteen seconds while

and then said HE’S STILL ALIVE HE JUST HAD ANOTHER MEETING TONIGHT. The rest of the night, every time a name got mentioned, “who isn’t with us” “naw I ain’t dead”.I had forgotten that so thanks.
Incorrect. He just started being 100. He is not going to pass that age until next year.
He’s been around for a hundred years, and is now in his hundred-and-first.
At a small point in time he passed 100 year mark then began accruing seconds, minutes, hours past it. Acktuuallly ;)
1st year is 0 to 1
Almost correct. :D
Fucking epic (the post just as much as the subject).
Sleep well, prince. Then wake up and go about your old day once more.

Get spaceballs 2 done damnit.
FUCK!
Still on track for Space Balls 2.
Legend. RIP
Edit: WTF
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