How to tell the Aussie. Smelting shits mate, righteous
Still has a 4.4 on Google review. Either the people in Cowes Australia have shit taste or this dude got an exceptionally shitty cook.
These are fun to laugh at, but it genuinely could be that the cook was replaced or improved their skills.
They have shit taste 😂
Okay, but at least as the restaurant presents it (which I understand isn’t necessarily representative), the garlic bread looks fine. So do customers’ pictures of the garlic bread, which look entirely consistent with the restaurant’s own photo. Out of 1029 reviews on TripAdvisor, it has an average of 4.2, and none of the pictures of food look sloppy.
Even when I see a negative review, it’s like “pizza didn’t have enough flavor and was a bit too oily; 3/5”. Do I trust Aussies on Phillip Island to have a highly discerning palate for good Italian food? No. Do I expect that the food is generally disgusting and dripping with grease? Also obviously no. This all looks like normal-ass fare for the price and locale.
That garlic bread looks fantastic. I kinda grew up with frozen Texas toast garlic bread though so maybe I’m not the best judge.
For a moment I thought he was saying it made his burps taste better and his shit smell better after eating there. Like that was a feature of the food.
Whats he complaining about? Didnt the food fix his burp and made his shit smell better?
Maybe worth it if it made your shit smell better though? Feel like it’s at least two stars for that.
Is oily bread a bad thing? I love dipping bread in olive oil. And oily bread with garlic is just better.
Don’t go Italian if you ain’t want oily bread.
I get that, but i think its the difference between dipping something dry in oil and having something made with too much oil
Dip baby dip.
So, your burps & shits were better as a result of eating there? I mean… I know some people who I’d like to recommend that place to if that’s the end result.
The food’s not great, but that’s the price you pay for tasty burbs.
Someone dipped his Pino in the sauce
